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 Cookie’s Corner

Welcome to cook-e-canada where the feared Elephant Moose roams free, stomping on parked canoes, tearing small trees and underbrush apart, limb by limb, consuming thousands of pounds of berries each year, threatening the very existence of the several lichen and moss species of the Canadian Shield, terrorizing the field mouse population of the tundra into a mass of neurotic suicidal fur balls, and emitting their terrible mating call:

"OOOOAAAAWWWWAAAANNNNAAAAASSSSOOOOMMMMEEEE," a cry that moves even the most seasoned of hunters to tighten his belt.

Run your mouse over this moose to blow him away.